Lunchtime today. Tuan throws his hamburger in the skillet.
Me, thoroughly enjoying my burger: "What are you doing?"
He: "warming up my burger."
Me:" Tuan, I'd like to introduce you to the microwave."
He: "ha, ha, I wanted my burger to taste good"
I throw my burger down
Me: "Oh Crap!"
He: "what's wrong?"
Me: "my burger doesn't taste good."
1 month ago