If I Ran the World . . .

1. The use of overhead lights would be severely limited. In their place, lamps would abound. From every table, shelf, cornice and floor, the sweet glow of lamplight would illuminate our darkness and cast us all in a more flattering light.

2. All restaurants that claim to serve mexican, southwestern, or tex-mex foods would serve complimentary chips. That's right; none of this charging for chips business.

3. I would eat Avocados everyday, in manifold ways.

4. Everyone would use their turn signals--especially when changing lanes.